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im gonna go to bed at ten tonight

someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)

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Some names will always taste bitter.

6 Word Poem About Love, by Devyn Springer (via searene)

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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

"You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via cutely-perverted)

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swagbat:

Khal Drogo: “I nominate Viserys for the GOLDbucket challenge!!”

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walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

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joshvadun:

wait, bastille is also a band????? i’ve just been fangirling over this old ass french prison the whole time smh

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tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

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huffingtonpost:

THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY

The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 

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