my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
(via regalshit)
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
(via pizza)
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen
(via crrocs)
when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
(via pizza)
SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
(via babykkuma)
- my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
- me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
you said youd always love me
WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT
HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT
(via pizza)
taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there.
cr: thqys
LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!
I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES
(via pizza)
when girls get mad at guys for having an easy life without periods it’s just like wow sorry for making the 100% concious decision to have a Y chromosome as a sperm
(via pizza)
yahoo
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how a
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how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no
(via sextendencies)
