lacigreen:

im laughing my ass off and my bae doesn’t get it

(via thingsthatstolemyheart)

whoabiggulpshuh:

This really is exactly what happens when you rescue a pug baby.

(via thingsthatstolemyheart)

the-padawan:

Honestly all I got from this is, this girl can’t wink

(via moistbottom)

smithwestrns:

how are all these math classes going to help me become a new york it girl with a huge wardrobe and a boyfriend in an indie rock band that writes songs about me

(via thingsthatstolemyheart)

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(via the-psychologist-tried)

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(via the-psychologist-tried)

The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.

Lena Horne (via paarasytes)

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nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

(via kil0nova)

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

(via champagneandddisco)

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

(via moistbottom)